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Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit
by Silverray76 December 3, 2022
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Asshole

A dumbass on discord who’s a furry and likes circles
Contestant in circle: I think we should vote out asshole
Me- I mean asshole: :(
by The man behind the definition December 15, 2022
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Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin
Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023
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Asshole

by Kaelin is a Ass While January 12, 2023
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Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.
Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole
by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023
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Person 1: I am an adrenaline junkie. I climb high things. I climb trees.

Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole
by Arthritic Teen April 23, 2023
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