asshole

The guy who buys 8 next generation consoles and sells them at a 100% markup.

Are you the asshole who is scalping all the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series Xs?

by Cold Scissors December 18, 2020

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Asshole Level

The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 22, 2024

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Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart

Did you just tear asshole?

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021

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Asshole

Until a female that tells people what to do is prepared to also be the same asshole the males who do the same thing are, there won't be any real social justice, it's just talk that sounds good and might even be popular for a while with some people as a phrase. Females don't want the social stigma males get from being the asshole, but they want what they see as the benefits of it, when in reality males aren't given any more respect than any other group of people, nobody is. Any respect earned is also respect that can be lost, and nobody owes anybody respect.

A lot of people want to be an asshole or do what an asshole, they just don't want to be known as an asshole ( get the negative press for it, become the scapegoat) when it's no longer trending (when they're outnumbered by people that don't think of themselves as assholes or jerks).

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

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