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donkey kong slam

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone
Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time
by faggitswils December 17, 2017
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donkey

did you gamble away your own savings in an effort to learn how to play poker just to impress some guys you met at a bar last week, while cheating on your girlfriend?

it really is rare to meet a donkey these days
by ilikefruitsandcheese April 21, 2018
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Isle donkey

A flight or cabin attendant that is as stupid as a donkey.

A flight or cabin attendant that acts like a jackass.

A poorly trained or poorly skilled cabin host or flight attendant, usually treats the equipment and or passengers poorly.
The isle donkey is kicking her stall again.
by Bosley May 2, 2018
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donkey

A: are u a donkey?
B: of course.
by azdinovem April 2, 2017
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the mad donkey

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.
Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.
by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017
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arctic donkey

the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin
*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?
by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017
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Donkey slash

A donkey slash is when a male person whacks his reproductive organ over any part of a female. While the penis is covered in his own semen.
"Wow! That guy gave mia Khalifa a tremendous Donkey Slash."
by Gman0371 April 15, 2017
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