French Chip

When a female squirts on your stomach, you let it dry, then peel it off like skin after a sunburn; then eat it like a potato chip.

Was the sex good?
Yeah, even got a French Chip.

by Htes June 30, 2021

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French Morning Cleanse

Having a cup of coffee and cigarette, then blowing up the toilet

Having my French morning cleanse

by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025

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French bagpipe

The ability to throat the full shaft and flick out your tongue and tickle the ball bag.

She can really play the hell out of the French Bagpipe!!!

by Jay JMJ January 30, 2023

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French Adam

Sex act including an apple and a girl named Eve you shove the apple (forbidden fruit) in either hole then Adam sends his serpent after it.

Hey baby, you ever had a French Adam?

by TheRealAzz June 18, 2021

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An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"

Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

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