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Twat-swat

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up
by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015
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twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")
"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"
by barricada September 27, 2017
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Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.
Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
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Twat

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!
by The urban project September 15, 2020
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Twat

A derogatory word used to describe an old lady.
An old twat, as opposed to a young pussy, or a middle aged cunt.
by Damian the red September 29, 2011
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Chicken Twat

when your a chicken shit and a twat AKA ANNOYING AS HELL
by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019
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Twat Bubble

Used as an insult or to describe your trapped bubble. Twat Bubble
by Casual potato bear April 29, 2021
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