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Shopping Trolley

A car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that's older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble Tesco's finest. Almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. People driving them think they look the shit, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.
Not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he's chosen to respray it neon orange... And he's a 35 year old man wearing glasses and high waisted jeans... he thinks he's cool bless...
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No-trollo 

Statement made after one says something that may be considered an attempt of trolling at a time when one does not wish to troll, or is setting up for an even better troll, as to weaken the targets defenses.
Zac: Dude...I love the shit...outta some Polar Bears!
Joe: Cool story bro... now listen...no-trollo, but... Panda bears... are so much better.
Zac: Broseph... you're right. Glad we figured out which the best bear was.
No-trollo by TinyJoe0077 July 22, 2011
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Monterey Trumpet Trolley 

A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.
"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"

trilla monster 

This term refers to the ultimate gangster--someone with massive swagger and who is always fly.
Damn, did you see that guy walk in the club? He was a trilla monster--he was makin' it rain and his swag is on full attack.

That nigga come correct 24/7. He a trilla monster for sure
trilla monster by gangster8tor January 10, 2011
Like hella, but like more.
That quinoa was trella delish, Susan.
trella by zOinksScoOb July 30, 2018

trollish 

Of or pertaining to a troll, in either the mythical or irritating sense.
1. Edvard Greig is a rather trollish composer.

2. He was acting rather trollish when he told her that she's a whore.
trollish by kanapanapan January 11, 2009
A University of New Mexico Lobos fan who consistently shows up on non-related websites just to hate on another team.

A Trollbo will complain about other teams on their own team related websites and also complain about other teams on their websites due to obsession, low self esteem and creepy predator-like behaviors which are accepted among their fan base.

Trollbos consistently show lack of knowledge on any sport and enjoy making up phrases such as "signature loss" and creating a story that someone else other than UNM fans coined the term. Trollbos lose most conversations due to complete ignorance thus their need to make a name as the ultimate sports trolls.
If UNM is playing Colorado State, a Trollbo will spend 75% of their time obsessing over SDSU and in turn go onto a game board where SDSU is playing Nevada and 50% of the total posts will be Trollbos obsessing over SDSU.
Trollbo by YourOpinionIsWrong January 23, 2013