hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

to have it coming

To deserve what is about to happen; to meet the consequences of (mean) deeds.

To have it coming:

"I never screwed up anyone, who didn't have it coming..." - Jack Nicholson's character in The Departed (2006)

by Simple woodcarver January 31, 2016

i dont have a projector

duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!

“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”

by vicky // wonkasdearchildr3n March 19, 2021

homo-julieri Have Smiled' The First Juvenile Discharged Release.

What I call homo-julie that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 0:homo-julieri Have Smiled' The First Juvenile Discharged Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

its my do you have

its my do you have is an ancient religion that has been hidden from the public eye for too long. we are bringing it back. on the count of 3, everyone say ITS MY DO YOU HAVE

*parachute guy

its my do you have

by books made of October 6, 2021

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

If YOu Take Eight Benadryls YOu will Not Have Ezcema ANymore

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022