schrodinger's threesome

having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?

Person 1: Both?

by Iwritefunnywords December 19, 2024

Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.

Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.

by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025

three men i n a tub

basically, the three men in gracies tub are lumpy, dave nevarro, and dave grohl

"thats one steamy shower!"

by Jessie January 24, 2004

threedecka

Three story apartment house with three residences inside.

I live in the blue threedecka on merrifield street.

by Chris February 22, 2005

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

three dollar chengsteen

a three dollar turn bet by an asian guy into a much larger pot.

1-2-NL 8 players, limped family pot ($16), Chengsteen in SB. Button is short stacked. Flop is 9S 3H 8H the table checks around. Turn is 9H. Chengsteen bets out $3. Everyone folds but the button who raises all in for his last $25. Chengsteen instacalls. Button show AH3H for the nut flush. Chengsteen shows the 9D8D and the button's nut flush is drawing dead.

The river brings the 4S and the button says "I got done in by the three dollar chengsteen"

by cousin vinny August 15, 2007

threelong

1. noun. a unit of time used to express a period greater than the more commonly used twolong.

2. adj. a unit of measurement of a male's inadequate sexual development.

1. Dude it's been threelong! I haven't seen you in forever!

2. Well, you probably shouldn't date Stefan, he's kind of a threelong...

by chazor December 12, 2007