Dick on a belt

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.

Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.

by Garrand57 May 10, 2011

dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.

Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?

by T0mBoi April 24, 2016

dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

by goliathancient July 29, 2018

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016

dick wrinkle

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

by clarke111 January 11, 2012

america's dick

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.

dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!

by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012

Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.

I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.

by DMoocher November 2, 2008