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Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut
I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed
by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020
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snatch bar

a chunk of vagina juice that has become a semi solid and is putrid in odor.
I went to go down on her and she had a big ass snatch bar in her panties that smelled like week old fish. Similar to a cunt nugget
by nasty mcnasty March 28, 2015
mugGet the snatch barmug.

Bars

The precise origin of the name remains mysterious, but its definition is not discussed.

They are very elegant, deeply charismatic and divinely intelligent people.

People called Bars dress very well, never miss out on taste and smell very good.
Bars is a BG
by diape November 22, 2021
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Garg-a-bar-go

A mispronunciation of the name Garabaldi.

(Refrence from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
"Garg-a-bar-go"! Sorry, can't talk need more medigin. Garabaldi!
by Raven Birdperson December 6, 2016
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bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014
mugGet the bar whalermug.

Bar-Hoo

Noise made by brass players in their earlier years, particularly the trombone. May be used to imitate bad playing, along with words like "frack" and "fwah". Usually occurs at the ends of phrases when the player runs out of air.
Honk honk hoooonnnnk, frrrrr-ACK! frrrrr-ACK! Bar-HOOOOOOooooooo
by trombonejones July 9, 2011
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Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.
by Hipster holocaust February 22, 2018
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