tweaker poop

Dilapidated motorcycles, old computers, and other junk that represents a net waste-of-time and money to resuscitate for even the most skilled and diligent of DIY hackers.

In the dreamy eyes of the tweaker, however, this rusty lawnmower he found in a ditch represents an incredible sparkling opportunity to do a "fun" Burning Man project, or something of the like.

The project, however, never gets completed, and the rusty lawnmower gets stored in some community hacker's community workshop space, taking up space that would otherwise be used for more plausible projects.
"Tell Tim to stop bringing all of that tweaker poop back to the shop, I can hardly even get back to my welder without climbing over his rusty three-wheeler and the leaky row-boat."
by SpaceSpace August 14, 2006
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colored poop

What happenes when you eat crayons
When Alyssa ate crayons she had colored poop..........like tye dye
by Adam Simpson September 16, 2006
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Penis poop

When your dick is hard and you are nutting in her ass and then you pull out your dick and there is a piece of shit on your tip
by Stampeydude83 October 28, 2018
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eat poop

when your shit gives you a hug by sticking to the toilet seat. which means when you flush the toilet the shit just stays on the side of the toilet seat.
poop: eat poop
guy who's sitting in the toilet: oh no, fuck, there's shit stuck on the side of the toilet
poop: now you have to use bleach for me to fuck off and go down the pipe.
by I am John Doe April 22, 2019
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Poop ass

The condtion of which after going "#2" on the toilet, there is extra "shit" left on the cheek. Therefore, making a "poop ass"
Danielle N. has a poop ass now.

Did you see that poop ass?!
Omg, wh, at a poop ass.
by penoobie763934 November 01, 2009
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Poop on a cracker

A gym game guys play where they take turns shitting on a cracker. If they miss the cracker, they have to eat it.
Hey man, let's start a round of poop on a cracker!
by crackerman96 July 05, 2010
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poop can

I excused myself from the table to go use the poop can and drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
by Wilson F. July 27, 2007
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