A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020
Get the Tea Monkeysmug. (T)typical (T)tea(A) activities.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic
such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
a person named tea does a / goes through an event seen as traumatic
such as breaking a bone, spraining an ankle, tearing a muscle, almost getting hit by a car, having a chair thrown at you, ect.
PERSON 1 Yeah..and then he almost stabbed me, typical tea activities though.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
PERSON 2 Tea, what the actual fuck.
by teathepot August 14, 2023
Get the Typical Tea Activitiesmug. Anglophile
2. A person, especially a generic Canadian whom feels a kinship with the culture and customs of Great Britain. Usually through a great grandparent who was born there.
2. A person, especially a generic Canadian whom feels a kinship with the culture and customs of Great Britain. Usually through a great grandparent who was born there.
My Mom inserts “whilst” into every possible sentence… Say Tea
My sister never misses Coronation Street, she is such a Say Tea
I never start my day here in Pittsburgh without toast and Marmite.
My sister never misses Coronation Street, she is such a Say Tea
I never start my day here in Pittsburgh without toast and Marmite.
by Steven Humphries-Lockport January 17, 2024
Get the Say Teamug. by Latino Banana October 24, 2016
Get the Mountaineer's Teamug. Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.
by BReady1989 November 19, 2015
Get the Tea Bagmug. a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
by XnsFracture May 12, 2016
Get the towel teamug. The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.
It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.
P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
Get the Lost dreams and teamug.