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Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018
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suck my burger

When someone's being really annoying so you tell them to suck your cheesy meat.
Jess: "oh my fucking god. suck my burger"
by jesuslovesmereally November 1, 2017
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Sucks just right

1. Something that "sucks just right" is something that you like or enjoy that could be viewed as sucky or lame. Very similar to a guilty pleasure.

2. Also if something is uncomfortable or semi painful but you also kind of get enjoyment out of it this too could be something that "sucks just right"
1. That Celine Dion song "I'm your lady" sucks just right.

2. When someone screams in your ear it can sometimes feel kind of good, like it tickles, like it sucks just right.
by B-Radical31882 November 8, 2019
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Dick Sucking chin

A person (usually a girl) with a pronounced chin and jawline that looks as if it would definitely aid in the placement of the male genitalia in the mouth and throat when performing oral intercourse
Arthur: Yo do you know Abby
Will: Yeah man she got that Dick Sucking Chin
by BigCheese19 September 2, 2020
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wewe suck dodo

AHHHHHH My wewe suck dodo is being emptied
by WEWE SUCK DODO January 15, 2021
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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Sucked the big wazoo

A verb phrase used only in moments of great passion, when something happened in the past that is so inexplicably awful, mere words do not suffice to explain how bad it was.
The Chicago Cubs sucked the big wazoo for over a hundred years.
by groberto78 April 28, 2017
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