Speeze 

An utterly disgusting creature. Greasy. Infectiously addicted to being lazy. No motivation to wipe ass. WOW, What a fucking joke.

Quit being such a speeze. Wake the fuck up its 5pm!

Speeze by Oak tree November 13, 2013

Speed Media

Speed Media is a format used to convey content very quickly and concisely

"The information about the game was written in speed media, got through it in less than a minute."

Speed Media by Notime November 27, 2013

Speedy Gonzalez 

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.

Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"

Speedy Gonzalez by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014

Speedy shits 

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

Speedy shits by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

Speed Changer 

A idiot on the road that is slow when in front of you, but when you try to pass him he immediately speeds up. The reason behind this is they are unable to find a flow of traffic without another to do it for him/her.

I was on the road and tried to pass someone, but this speed changer decided it would be great to speed up and block me.

Speed Changer by Irish potato August 13, 2014

Speen 

(Noun) Someone who will consume the resources of another with sociopathic unappreciation. Someone who mooches from another with a cruel lack of concern for them or their needs.

That guy at the party who drank three 12 packs while I only had two beers was a real speen.
"You used the last roll of toilet paper and left none on the spindle!" "You're such a speen!"
"Where's the other half of my bag you fucking speen?"

Speen by Stan Onymous September 2, 2014

Speedboat 

The action of eating a girl out underwater making a ton of bubbles

He Jeff how did your girlfriend react after you speedboated her ?
She loved it she squirted after I was finished

Speedboat by OGMUDBONE69 February 27, 2015