Soggy Sandwich Day

Soggy Sandwich Day is on May 17th and is celebrated by spilling any beverage, on anybody's sandwich, whether it be your own or a friend's (it is required that you say "Soggy Sandwich Day!" before spilling the beverage on a friend's sandwich).

You: Hey dude, guess what?
Dude: What?
You: ... It's Soggy Sandwich Day (proceeds to spill beverage on sandwich)
Dude: AHHHHH

by The Sandwich God May 16, 2019

Sandwich Earth Society

A group of weirdos that think the earth is an edible object commonly made by putting objects like for example cheese, ham and tomatoes between two slices of bread, known as a sandwich.

The Dinosaur Earth Society was here, the Sandwich Earth Society can take an L

by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

hot pastrami sandwich

a fucking delicious sandwich that will get you going weak in the knees and your stomach feeling plenty of butterflies. this sandwich is a perfect craft of bread and meat and can be eaten with many topics, but some say it's best plain. to eat this sandwich as a lukewarm or cold sandwich would be a sin. it must be a steaming 22 degrees celsius.

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that new hot pastrami sandwich?"
Person 2: "man that hot pastrami sandwich is too good, don't even mention it to me i'm starving."

by sandwich_maker January 13, 2020

sandwich earth community

see dinosaur earth community

sandwich earth community

by kinekosogayhegay June 19, 2020

Nitro Ham Sandwich

When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.

Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."

by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017

truck driver sandwich

Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.

Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.

by Bearsfan314 February 17, 2017

Inverted Pillow Sandwich

A sex act that involves two partners and a stuffed animal. The top partner cuts two holes in the stuffed animal, and thrusts through it into the bottom partner, creating a threesome with the stuffed animal.
(The Inverse of a Pillow Sandwich)

ex:

Partner One: "I really, really love my giant stuffed teddy!"
Partner Two: "How much do you love it?"
Partner One: "Enough to do an Inverted Pillow Sandwich, if you're interested."

by Il Reverso June 21, 2016