sam howard

probably one of the sexiest guys ever to be honest. sure you might think he’s a dick but you’ve gotta admit he has a huge penis and knows what he’s doing in bed.

sam howard is a sexy beast not gonna lie

sam howard by samisasexybeast October 27, 2021

Sam le puel 

Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.

-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.

Sam le puel by T0mm1 October 31, 2021

Sam collins 

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

Sam collins by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021

Sam Cosford 

Everyone in your group of friends listens to them and they suck at swimming and always break their arm

I did a Sam Cosford to my arm

Sam Cosford by Timmy boi November 22, 2021

Sam Cosford 

Sam Cosford always bricks his arm and can’t swim to save their own but there a all good person. All so loves girls that start with M,R,G,V and last but not least L

Your such a sam cosford

Sam Cosford by Timmy boi November 22, 2021

Sam Geldard 

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.

I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack

Sam Geldard by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021

sam welsh 

Some clingy ass mofo that is far too sensitive

Dom: shut up jack
Jack: stop being mean or I'm going off
Adam: stop being a sam welsh

sam welsh by anonymous November 22, 2021