Pizza

A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.
Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"
by carrot34344pp December 04, 2023
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The best italian dish to ever exist, a gift from god himself.
Cringe Bologne Fan: Yo, what the hell are you eating?
Chad Pizza Enjoyer: p i z z a
by MinimalPower July 14, 2022
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Sticking your penis into several different vaginas to see if you get a different reaction from the women
Lat night I did a pizza and creamed all over the hot one. I refused to stop humping her.
by heheclapper69 December 02, 2022
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dino nugget hoe
mac and cheese bitch
dizzadizz
womp womp womp
SHHHH ITS NOT JACOB
thats pizza. my guy. dont mess with that mf hell drown yuh. have a nice day
by sockittodicklepickles October 26, 2020
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He gave me $50 for these high resolution photos of Spiderman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Buy a couple pizzas?
by Solid Mantis May 02, 2021
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you eat this because your fat ugly and you really have no life im sorry to say it but its the truth.
by unknowns pet fish October 06, 2020
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