12 year old

kids that think they are good at video games but they suck and talk a lot of shit

Dude you are a 12 year old

by The Taz February 1, 2019

plain old matt

A type of person who favors khakis colored material.

see www.xanga.com/plain_old_matt

that plain old matt dosent stick out in any way!

by John Parks March 17, 2005

edgy 12 year old

A 12 year old who does dumb stuff not knowing how dumb it looks.

The edgy 12 year old was acting like Naruto and didn't realize they were embarrassing themselves.

by Naruto Kakashi May 8, 2017

jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life

Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?

by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.

"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012

Dreich (Old Scots origin)

A combination of dull, overcast, drizzly, cold, misty and miserable weather. At least 4 of the above adjectives must apply before the weather is truly dreich

it was a dreich day

by Charles Gordon March 18, 2003