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Mary Kate and Ashleys

A combination dose of methamphetamine and ketamine. Preferably administered anally.
We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.

Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
by blotan84 July 1, 2020
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Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021
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Mary Sue

A Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an author insert or wish fulfillment. They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience. A male can also be referred to as a Marty Stu or Gary Stu, but Mary Sue is used more commonly.

While Mary Sue is too nebulous to be judged by any hard and fast standard, certain traits have become surprisingly popular in defining what "makes" a Sue. In an effort to make their characters more attractive without having to do the leg work of natural character development, the authors just add some of these superficial traits to their characters.
"My character is not a mary sue!!!" Every response ever.
by VackStakker May 20, 2018
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Julia Mari

God' favorite, everything is in favor and given even without asking.
I love what I got today, I'm surely Julia Mari
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Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
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Marie Oconner 17

A german readhead who’s inlove with luke
A german readhead who’s inlove with luke named Marie Oconner 17 came to my house yesterday
by 1738_bff March 26, 2022
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St. Mary's Cradle

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .

Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 5, 2014
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