Meat Poop

n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.

Dude, squeeze out some of that delicious meat poop into my mouth.

by PAYNUS October 26, 2012

meat-feather

Noun: The feathery soft section of pubic hair between your scrotum and anus (gooch).

Verb: To tickle said section.

Noun: Man when you touched my meat-feather, it felt so great!
Verb: When we go home and get hot and heavy, you will meat-feather me.

by aslizzzzle August 17, 2011

meat fandango

A Bar,Club or Party full of men when your looking for women.(aka)A Pickle Jar.

"There's no women in here! Its all fucking dudes. We walked into a meat fandango!

by Bandido December 14, 2004

Slunk Meat

An overused vagina. Popularized by 1970s SNL star Dan Akroyd when speaking to Jane Curtain during the sketch spoofing the Jack and Shayna Point Counterpoint show where Akroyd began every rebuttal with “Jane, you ignorant slut.” Then, “…as you’re hopping from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio it’s clear to us guys that when you’re on your back the meter’s running, you dried out old piece of slunk meat.”

You went out with that stripper that calls herself Sincerity? Damn! Talk about a worn out piece of slunk meat. I’ll bet she makes slapping noises when she slides down a bannister.

by Jism Nasium July 9, 2021

meat box

not actually a box of meat, its a compliment you give to someone upon meeting them.

hello meat box, how are you?

by bosch101 February 14, 2007

meat sacks

boobs, fun bags, breasts, tits, etc.

wow, look at the meat sacks on her!

by projectmcl June 26, 2004

Donair Meat

A labia majora that has abosorbed a substantial amount of punishment and is left to resemble a dark & greasy slab of parted beef. Approach with caution.
May also be referred to as Gyro Meat.

Steve: So did you get into Susan's pants yet?
Mark: Yeah, Donair Meat.
Steve: Ouch!

by Crose April 15, 2004