Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
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Jordan Hub (noun —slang)
Meaning: A person who is crazy good at basketball. Someone who can hoop anywhere, any time, any court. A natural bucket. The type who pulls up and instantly becomes the star of the whole gym.
Meaning: A person who is crazy good at basketball. Someone who can hoop anywhere, any time, any court. A natural bucket. The type who pulls up and instantly becomes the star of the whole gym.
“Bruh a real Jordan Hub—drop 30 without even sweating.”
“Don’t pick him up unless you ready to lose. That’s a Jordan Hub right there.”
“Whole court went quiet when he walked in. They knew the Jordan Hub showed up.”
“That nigga be ballin' like he in Jordan Hub I'm crying.”
“Don’t pick him up unless you ready to lose. That’s a Jordan Hub right there.”
“Whole court went quiet when he walked in. They knew the Jordan Hub showed up.”
“That nigga be ballin' like he in Jordan Hub I'm crying.”
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Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
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Michael Jordan: What is the question?
Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?
*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*
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do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)
+Nos ha tocado la lotería
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
-¡No jodas!
+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!
+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas
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