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Jake

A jake is a large pile of cats cum
"David likes sticky Jake all over him
by 3 6 9 February 19, 2019
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Jake

A really nice and caring guy. he has an amazing smile that will brighten your day. he has the best hair!! He is really hot and beautiful brown eyes. i love jake
jake is the sweetest guy ever!!
by ecohen November 17, 2018
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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick
Girl: woah who’s that?
Boy: I believe that’s Jake over there
by Tyler38929 May 18, 2019
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Jake Paul

Boi who don't know if breaking out of jail is illegal.
Jake Paul: We're literally breaking out of jail, i don't know if this is illegal.
by mnmseminem September 19, 2019
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