Cheeto Jack

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.

Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!

by Scotty Ranger August 4, 2008

Surrey Jack

Gangster wannabes who vape, and smoke weed. Mostly Indian although some are Vietnamese or Arab. They always wear black air forces and likes to post themselves holding 100 dollar bills. Found anywhere in surrey. Although less prevalent in South Surrey and Cloverdale.

Hey wanna pullup to nss?

Ah watch out for surrey jacks

by Fuck fake people February 19, 2022

jack apple

Jack apple was the term used by British sailors in the 1800s for the apples that were kept on the ship that were kept fresh by floating in a barrel of rum. The sailors would eat the apples, and if they ate more than one a day, they would become "jack appled." As it moved onto modern times, a jack apple became slang for a dottering fool.

"You're such a jack apple!"

by ed molloy October 9, 2004

jack lawrence

the bass player from the raconteurs, blanche, and the greenhornes. see little jack.

jack lawrence is my hero.

by maroo September 16, 2006

Jack Mehoff

Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.

-He’s almost as gay as Jack.
-Who’s Jack?
-Jack Mehoff.

by jackmehofff69 December 1, 2021

jack bastard

Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.

"dude you just told my wife i'm having an affair, you jack bastard!"

by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

Jack Wills

Over-priced British clothing brand, mainly aimed at apparently rich university and private school students more commonly known as Rahs. However, this brand is really only worn by those without the money or style to buy real designer clothes such as Armani, Dior, Ed Hardy etc.

Rah Girl: "Oh Tarquin darling, have you seen the latest Jack Wills handbook, there are some gorgeous trackies in there for only £70!!"

Rah Boy: "I have Henrietta, isn't Jack Wills so wonderful for rich, stylish folk such as us!"

Genuine wealthy person: "If you did have money or style, you would be wearing proper designer clothes, stupid Rahs!"

by Matt Clay June 25, 2009