The Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in your mouth

“Use the human chipmunk on me so I cum faster”

by BonerGarage6969 May 31, 2019

The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

by echhi June 23, 2019

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Ohio Human Exchange

The city of Toledo, Ohio.

Guy1: hey man you wanna go to the Ohio human exchange?
Guy2: Hell yea! I heard they got some good prices on the Mexicans up there!!!!

by Unholywaffle666 January 11, 2020

AJ Hamman

the hottest man you've ever met. Thinks he can't get a girlfriend but totally could. kinda gay NGL, but its cool cuz he's a great hugger!

"dang look at that AJ Hamman over there"

by Beastmaster48 February 3, 2020

sir.humangarbage

Literally the worst human, like worse then hitler and Stalin. He’s a fucking dick and is the scum of the earth

Yup, that’s me. Sir.humangarbage

by Sir.humanGarbage September 25, 2020