I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022

got no bins

When someone's chatting so much shit that isn't true

Man 1: did you hear Dave talking about his new girlfriend
Man 2: nah mate Dave's got no bins

by Hjwind February 13, 2019

I have got a chubby

Mildly stimulated penis , with enough interest in it to begin to engorge, but not quite enough to facilitate a full boner.

Enough however to exclaim I have got a chubby.

Yes, she’s reasonably tidy , not in the league of a 500 dollar hooker maybe, but to be fair I have got a chubby .

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

got adrien'd

when you get friend-zoned by your crush

"Did you hear? Stacy got adrien'd by Jaxon."

by whydoiexistinthiscruelworld August 17, 2022

that’s-all you got!

Two people in a discussion. One is loosing the argument and drops the f…..bomb.
The other person says yea: that’s all you got!

I say in response to someone’s statement “that’s a lie, and you know it”. The person says to me f…. you mother f…..! I say yea: that’s-all you got!, you’re done because That’s-All You Got!

by drteebro September 25, 2021

got a mouth

Got a mouth means good at giving blowys

Boy:aye that Amy has got a mouth

by Bigdick195 May 16, 2020