Golden Eriet

This is when one male roughly 240lbs or more gives a very religious person a golden shower. While in the act of the golden shower the male enjoys a hot steamy plate of fecal matter.

Bobby gave ellijah a very romantic golden eriet.
While his friend Fernandez watched.

by Christan writes September 2, 2023

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 26, 2024

Golden Plumbing

The sexual act of having a 69 while on the toilet.

Logan was bored on tuesday night so he called Alicia over and they fixed Logan's Golden Plumbing.

by ({})({})96 April 3, 2011

golden meatball

(adjective) a stupid clumsy lighty
OR
(verb) to make someone go red in the face from pointing out a stupid thing they did

(adjective) wow! tom, look at phoebe over there falling over a box. She is such a golden meatball!

OR
(verb) aw Phoebe it appears you have golden meatballed! Everyone look!

by Luke Cole October 15, 2018

golden state

The level of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.

"I am just trying to stay in the golden state"

by ebxny21 December 25, 2020

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Golden Escalator

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.

The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.

by Pi Ke October 1, 2022