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fruit wank 

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves
Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"
fruit wank by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

fruiteskimo 

Breaking of the Eskimo ways to live in the tropics
Josh is a fruiteskimo, he preferred the fruits of the south over the scarce ones of the north.
fruiteskimo by fruit.mana October 16, 2015

fruit loop 

used to describe someone or insult someone weird/odd/stupid/slow etc.
"your a fucking fruit loop"

"she's a real fruit loop"
fruit loop by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015

fruit twister 

Pussy ass fucking bitch nigga
Dang . He played you? What a fucking fruit twister !
fruit twister by potatoaang March 6, 2016

fruit squirts 

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.
I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten
fruit squirts by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.
"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."
Fruit by the Foot by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016