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In-your-facebooker 

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
In-your-facebooker by dunkentz November 19, 2009

Word on the Facebook is 

Referring to Facebook about what was said about a significant other.
Word on the Facebook is by MrCuddly November 12, 2010

Married By Facebook 

Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.
That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.

Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.

Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
Married By Facebook by c-hat-e August 5, 2012

Facebook Iced 

Derived from "Icing" or "Getting Iced", a frat drinking game where bros ice bros. Getting "Facebook Iced" is the sober nerdy alternative prank.

The rules are simple: If a person sees a Smirnoff Ice, he or she must get down on one knee and chug it, unless they happen to be carrying their own Smirnoff, in which case they can "ice block," or refract the punishment back onto the attacker. In order to dupe people into stumbling across the beverage, participants have devised creative ways of presenting them with Ices, like strapping the bottles to the backs of dogs or gifting them in a Jameson package.

Typical Icing situation @ work: Bro has to get some quick copies to hand to the executives. “Why isn’t this copier working!?!?!” Dave asks. To his disbelief the paper drawer acts as a makeshift cooler for a nice warm ICE.

In a "Facebook Icing" one must somehow acquire the victims phone or computer and open up their Facebook without being noticed. This has to be done with ninja like precision. The cherry on top of an "FB Icing" is that you can create any kind of embarrassing situation for your "friend".

FB Icing example:
"Shouldn't have ordered the nachos with extra cheese, I totally sharted everywhere.
I totally grabbed Tylers phone and Facebook Iced him while he was tryin' to creep on that bebegurl!

Facebookworthy 

An event, photo, rumor, or other happening that is worthy of posting on your Facebook profile for everyone to see.
"I just partied, drank scotch & sang karaoke all night with guys and their Korean servant girl harem in their mob lair without paying a single yen. It was definitely a Facebookworthy evening."
Facebookworthy by Travitron December 16, 2008

facebook bagged 

Having your facebook login information stolen and used for the purposes of posting inappropriate posts and status updates on facebook. This commonly occurs when facebook users leave their computer unguarded and logged in to facebook.com, or by leaving a cell phone unguarded on which the facebook mobile application is installed.
So by the time I realized I left my cell phone on Karl's desk he had already facebook bagged me! What a Hot Karl he is!
facebook bagged by jw9 September 10, 2009