douche baggot

a person with the qualities of douche bag and a faggot. another word for these people is douche fag.

joe is the biggest douche baggot ever.

by thefinness October 30, 2010

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Douche-cabulary

Vocabulary specific to douchebags, snobs, pretentious assholes, and pompous jerks.

Douchecabulary characterized by obscure word choices, nontraditional uses of normal words, area-specific jargon, and unnecessary prefixes. Words such as nexus, synergy, crux, post-gender and tenebrous are examples of the douche lexicon.

I only went to the benefit gala because of the open bar, but clearly that asshole is trying to network, as he keeps interrupting everyone's conversations to talk about his economics firm and spout out his douche-cabulary.

by alliemyerz June 24, 2010

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Douche-kitten

Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.

Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!

Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.

by Rachal Davidson..and wingman March 20, 2009

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Douche Nozzle

Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.

Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.

Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.

by DOM TORRETO November 7, 2011

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Yule Douche

Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.

Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"

by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009

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