Craigslist Classy

Something that someone who is really trashy thinks a rich person would own. Oftentimes best exhibited by furniture listed on Craigslist including the term "classy" in the description. Features of the item may include garish floral / animal patterns, a liberal use of tassels and/or an overabundance of reflective surfaces.

An example of a Craigslist Classy listing:
Priced to go - One giant black lacquer and gold mirror mounted to a leopard print coffee table. This is such a classy piece that will definitely spice up your living room!

by DivCaste January 7, 2013

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

Santa Claus

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.

I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!

by He brew national July 23, 2017

Santa Claus

A school shooter who is making a list and checking it twice

"hey you know chris right?'"
"Yeah I think he's a Santa Clause"
"oh shit he's reaching in his bag"

by Quintavious Larvous December 6, 2017

its_classy

Its_Classy is a complete lie in it's meaning, the person who uses this name will likely be autistic, have down syndrome and overall a retard. You can tell by their shit memes and crap pfps. Sometimes they'll be annoying and sometimes they'll be emo they can't make up their fucking mind. Fucking Niggers.

Hey look at this guys username Its_Classy
Don't trust em'
y?
They'll shank u for a lunchbox

by `NightLight` April 2, 2018

The Clash Club

A place where a bunch of nerds play supercell games

Hey wanna go to the clash club,
No

by XxBabySharkBoi February 1, 2019

Trashy and Classy

A Pabst Blue Ribbon beer N a frosty glass with a lemon

Hey barkeep leme getta Trashy and Classy!

by Earlshy! May 1, 2022