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crystal city 

an "urban village" in Virginia that is extremely creepy. it resembles a tony hawk video game in looks and feels like a ghost town, with a few truman showesque characters roaming the streets. the residents will try and trap you there for life until you become one of them. it is where the zombie apocalypse will begin.
we found and stole the crystal city key. now they are following us.
crystal city by key theift October 15, 2009

Jersey City Tap Dance

A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.
It's the Jersey City Tap Dance, u better speed up or bend over!!

bum city 

"Hey do you want to go to lunch today?"
"Oh, bum city...I already have plans!"
"Too bad...maybe tomorrow then."
bum city by ErinR February 13, 2006

SOAH City 

A Sonic The Hedgehog forum created in the early 2000's. SOAH stands for "Shadow of a Hedgehog". It started out as a somewhat decent community, but due to poor management and members, it's fallen apart several times.

There are obviously cliques around. Like most forums with these kind of cliques, the community falls apart. The narcissistic clique seemed to taunt the moderators without much reason other than for laughs.

The moderators either never took action, or when they eventually do it's considered wrong by some. The administrator is unaware about everything happening under his own nose and could care less. Eventually it got to the point that a small part of the clique itself became part of the moderation team.

The spam forum section they created was a huge mistake.

This forum is a waste of time for Sonic fans and anybody else. It's been pretty inactive for a long time too.

Pretty much a prime example of how not to administrate a forum, and a good example of how cliques can affect one.
SOAH City by DannyOm July 8, 2011

Rip City Jerks 

The fabled "Rip City Jerks" is a young group of kids who have proclaimed themselves "the queens of Portland jerking", and have taken up the dance certainly known as "jerkin".

This "jerkin" can be best described as seeing a group of people(usually jungle bunnys) skip around in place like a ballarina as they listen to their pathetic excuse for music (see: jerkin' music). they claim Rip City (Portland Oregon) and are from parkrose highschool.

They go around doing their little fairy dance thinking its cool but unbeknown st to them, dressing like little 80's rock posers has already been done before. Black youth doesen't see that the so called "gear" is fashion taken from the techno age.

Many of them have taken up the name i(insertnamehere), which is taken from Apple Inc. and is copyrighted. the jerks are currently involved in two $120,000 lawsuits, one with Apple and the other is a a copyright infringement by the HoM (Homosexuals of America) for wearing the fairy rainbow colors that many have come to associate as "gay colors". This the HoM say Rip City jerks: "makes them look bad as altough they are butt pirates, they are no where near as gay as Rip City jerks or the jerking movement as a whole" HoM spokesperson Mike Hunt reported.

In conclusion, they're just some poorch monkey doin their lil rain dance tryin to get chicks. FUCK TAYLOR GANG, AND FUCK JERKING!
Man1: "who are those spearchucking fairys doing that rain dance over there?"

man2: "i believe the gay rights parade is in town, i mean look at the fruity colors!"

Jerk: NAW NIGGA WE RIP CITY JERKS CUZZZZZ we get off nigga its wat we do nigga rip city! taylor gang! we jerks and we stay jerkin!

Man1: "fag"
Rip City Jerks by iDontlikejerking January 30, 2010

New York City

A disgusting City in the Northeastern region of the United States filled with trash and the most obnoxious annoying people you will ever meet. The city is also well overcrowded and reeks of an unknown but unbearable stench.
I don't want to go to New York City. It's dirty and the traffic is terrible.
New York City by blahblahblahblah0 September 30, 2008