pop blocked

when you're watching or reading something sexually stimulating on your computer and then a pop up suddenly appears and blocks your vision on the screen.

Guy 1: man i was fapping to this video and just when i was near my limit a pop up suddenly appeared!

ending up blowing to some "free iphones"

Guy 2: lol you got pop blocked so hard.

by AxelD September 24, 2011

cop-blocked

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.

The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.

by all american boy June 07, 2012

hit yo block like ping pong

To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas

Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?

by real ass foo February 07, 2021

TGIF blocked

When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.

My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.

by Bapumule September 24, 2011

k and block

to respond to a rude, insensitive or just plain annoying text with a "k" then proceed to block that persons number.

he asked me to fuck and I hit him with the "k and block"

by Big Daddy D 69 May 05, 2016

Dictionary Block

When you want to create a new word on the Urban Dictionary, but you can't come up with anything.

I can't think of what I should put on the Urban Dictionary, I think I've got Dictionary Block.

by TheRizzler12 May 20, 2023

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 08, 2024