Salad

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

Wedge Salad

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

Salad allergy

Person who only eats meat - anti vegetarian.

Dave has a salad allergy.

by martinbartie November 25, 2024

Cuck Salad

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her

Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.

by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024

Jak Salad

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.

Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!

by OST110 February 28, 2019

fhysics salad

A fruit salad made by skewering the edge of a fruit, then swinging the knife down to slice it.

Regular fruit salads are so last-year, so we will make a fhysics salad.

by #+_+# December 5, 2025

salad time

it means time for salad
good sentence to use if you want to notify your friend that it is currently time for salad

jah: aye yo, salad time
jared: finnaly ,i literally waited decades

by gae egg hoe December 21, 2019