A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
by Shmebulach June 18, 2023
Too stinky for his own good. He would instead make out with a rat than with his cousin. Has a great fear of an alligator biting his toes. Thinks he's big but really only has one ball.
by Rampaging pedoodily July 03, 2022
by Marshmallo11 December 02, 2022
He is one hell of a guy, he is usually sad on the inside but he doesn’t show anyone so others don’t worry about him he is also handsome,tall,charming and funny he’ll always cheer you up when your down
by Danthemf MAN January 20, 2024
by pissflavouredhairdryer September 02, 2022
Max is a very well known alias among the younger female population on discord. He reels them in by spreading lies and simping for them. He's most known for dating underaged egirls. Once he has you in his sights, he's locked on to you until you're forced to succumb to his edater life-style. The police are still unable to locate this man. If you have any leads on him, please report him to the police ASAP. Thank you.
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
Example:
Max: Hey cutie ;)
egirl under the age of 16: hi owo
Max: heyyy wanna start a streak? :3
egirl under the age of 16: not knowing right from wrong Sure! ^~^
by who the fuck even knows tbh February 26, 2023