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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.
Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life
by Player07 May 28, 2024
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Post-Metaphorical Identity

Post-Metaphorical Identity is the non-identification with any metaphorical sign, movement, characteristic, or collective as an individual. The Post-Metaphorical Identity school of thought is very similar to the Post-Racial school of thought, however the Post-Metaphorical Identity school is more strictly intellectual, less popular, and more strict in its final consideration of what is considered proper identity clauses in an educated populace.

Post-Metaphorical Identity is more literal, expansive, scientific, and agreed upon than any other identity signatures, such as white or black, as it is obvious to any apparent onlooker.
Post-Metaphorical Identity is final, deliberate, and scientific. Way to go!
by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023
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The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
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Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
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Thirst post

A post that you use to show off ur body or how u look to get people attracted to you
Did you see jennas thirst post she’s so hot!”
by Beenk-lolzz September 12, 2021
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Str8 Posted

Spencer and Justin were str8 posted at their house.
by JrT6532 April 2, 2019
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