by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017
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Get the Zoinks'd mug.Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."
by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017
Get the ZOINKS mug.Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.
Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!
by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017
Get the zoinks mug.A zouin is a person who takes dumb decisions, almost like an idiot, a zouin is mostly a person who does not no how to take the proper decision in any cases scenario. A zouin could be also defined as someone who is always in some stupid situations so frequently that it almost look like he’s doing it on purpose.
Demba: Yo darcy where you at you should be here 15 min ago what happened!?!?
Darcy: aahh shit bro i missed my bus stop while I was playing on my phone
Demba: Wtff Again!??!! Its the third time this week already ..!?!! You’re the biggest zouin ever smh...
Darcy: aahh shit bro i missed my bus stop while I was playing on my phone
Demba: Wtff Again!??!! Its the third time this week already ..!?!! You’re the biggest zouin ever smh...
by _24Demz December 5, 2017
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Get the Zoink mug.When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.
"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"
"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018
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