Zoomed

Zoomed is the literal form of dead tired of online meetings! You’re just burnt out on video conferences! Back to back to back, video calls, everyone wants to meet virtually and now your zoomed!

Thanks social distancing!

Klara was going going to attend the zoom call with her colleges. But she’s zoomed!

Are you going to join the video call today, no man I’m zoomed!

by World traveler! April 27, 2020

Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

zoobie

A Utah Mormon who is very sheltered and ignorant of the outside world. They want to stay in Utah. They don't have to go to BYU or college at all. They mostly live in Utah Valley and Utah County.

The zoobies in my class are so annoying. They don't get how things are in the real world.

by someaaguy December 1, 2013

Zoombie

The Driving Dead.

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."

by jle2199 January 20, 2011

Zoomed

Slang for when someone mistreats or disrespects you.

“She told me she only loved me for my money man, she zoomed me.”

by Devvywevvy November 25, 2018

Zoobied

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

by zooooobied February 2, 2009

Zobmie

The act of dressing and making one self look, act, and smell like a legitimate Zombie. In Layman's terms a person costumed as a zombie for no particular reason other than to pay homage to any undead entity.

Example one: There were a ton of Zobmies participating in the "International Thriller Dance"

Example two: Halloween is often chalked full of Zobmies.

by Spacemandito October 27, 2009