A bitch ass slut who is EXTREMELY ugly and has terrible grades. Zoes are always big sluts. Zoes always die alone and thats good because everyone hates them. In conclusion, Zoes deserve nothing but death and pain!
I made this as a joke on my friend please vote yes so I can show her
I made this as a joke on my friend please vote yes so I can show her
Zoe is a slut!
by ieatmoldyrockswithpee June 7, 2020
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is a great person she is funny and blonde she has a beautiful attitude and the bestest of a friend so stop looking for them they are hers Zoes are very intelligent and are the life of the party but don't piss her off because she can talk as fast as a racecar! if you're on her enemies list don't even look at her Zoes have a great memory!
by ZebraGal October 24, 2018
Get the Zoemug. I lost young woman who hopes she finds the right path after years of searching beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside. All she has is extreme love for a man who most days does not seem like he wants her around but still she will never leave this man because like her he is also lost right now.
Zoe has a big ass
by Lilllllzo February 22, 2019
Get the Zoemug. Zoe (zo-EE) is a rare beauty.
Zoe has wavy, dirty blonde hair, tan skin, and gorgeous hazel eyes. Zoe may also have dark hair and a fair complexion, with eyes that make you wonder, like green, blue, or grey. Rarely does Zoe have red/orange hair. If you do come across a redheaded Zoe, befriend her and never let her go.
Zoes are majestic and gorgeous, but don’t lose her trust or she will have a hard time trusting you again.
Love Zoe like you haven’t anyone before.
It’s worth it.
Zoe has wavy, dirty blonde hair, tan skin, and gorgeous hazel eyes. Zoe may also have dark hair and a fair complexion, with eyes that make you wonder, like green, blue, or grey. Rarely does Zoe have red/orange hair. If you do come across a redheaded Zoe, befriend her and never let her go.
Zoes are majestic and gorgeous, but don’t lose her trust or she will have a hard time trusting you again.
Love Zoe like you haven’t anyone before.
It’s worth it.
Guy 1: dude, Zoe is sooo hot!!! I wanna bang her so bad.
Guy 2: I know, but she’s also sooo funny!!
Guy 3: not to mention she’s caring, smart, and hardworking.
Guy 2: I know, but she’s also sooo funny!!
Guy 3: not to mention she’s caring, smart, and hardworking.
by zgzg18 March 13, 2018
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is an absolutely amazing person. Zoe is extremely beautiful and always has a sparkle in her eyes. If you ever find a Zoe don’t let her go and cherish every moment you spend with her. You will never find anyone else as caring, funny, relaxed, and beautiful as Zoe. If you ever find a Zoe treat her right and don’t let her go.
by Rtm1005 October 8, 2018
Get the Zoemug. Zoe is the most amazing friend you could ever ask for. She is an amazing artist and good at making friends but doesn't show it. If anyone would take the time to know a Zoe, u would know how truthful this is. She is shy and quiet, but once you get to know her she is loud, and funny. Everyone likes her, even the guys, but she doesn't realize and her friends constantly remind her. If someone hurts her, that person better watch out because her friends are coming for you.
Guy 1: who is that?
Girl 1: that's one of my best friends, Zoe.
Guy 1: she looks really pretty
Girl 1: because she is
Girl 1: that's one of my best friends, Zoe.
Guy 1: she looks really pretty
Girl 1: because she is
by Thebff4133 April 20, 2019
Get the Zoemug. will give u blowjob, fuck u, make out with you, handjob, let u squish her nonexistent tits, smell her feet for yall freaky foot people, or whatever wierd fetish u have. aka BITCH A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and is most likely freakishly blonde, like its actually scary and concerning how blonde she is.
by thicc chungus March 26, 2019
Get the Zoemug.