Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024

Zak

The typa guy to get high and forget that he's straight.

You're straight as hell why are you being a zak

by Gryphon_ January 7, 2025

Zak

A predator that hunts both boy and girls. He cornered a 13 year old in a forest. Constantly gets creamed in pool and looks like that gay dude from modern family.

"Yo stop being zesty bro, you acting like a Zak."
"You hear about John? He been acting like a Zak latetly."

by oddfuture12 October 20, 2025

Zak

Zak is such a handsome young man with a tendency for pulling all the hot chicks

Girl 1: “omg Zak is so handsome I wish he liked me.”

by Hxxxy December 29, 2025

Zak's mum

The name for the most beautiful, Incredible, sexy, fuckable woman who has ever lived,

Your almost as beautiful as Zak's mum

by Mollylover69420 December 31, 2025

Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.

"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."

by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025

Zak

Zak is a funny guy who can be quiet at first but as you become friends be more talkative. He enjoys every moment with his friends and family and will listen to anyone about anything.

“Zak is a very understanding guy”

by THEGOATATNAMES February 18, 2025