Lied through your dick

To tell an outright lie without remorse.

Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.

by MalumLibrum958 April 16, 2023

Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.

“I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”

by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

shrivel up your dick

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

by bigdickivan September 19, 2022

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!

Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?

Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday

by daddys daughter June 27, 2020

Show your homie your dick day

Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick

Show your homie your dick day

by Realchickenman November 2, 2022

Want your dick

When someone says wyd they either mean what’re you doing or I want your dick

I (wyd) want your dick daddy

What’re you doing baby

by Semihastings April 8, 2022