Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.

person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"

Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".

Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*

Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"

Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*

Yonk: *Follows Yonking*

Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*

Yonk: *runs away hissing*

Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

by Shabangbang101 November 14, 2018

yonks

really, really, hurts.

Pat: I got hit with a baseball bat today. My head seriously yonks dude.

Dan: sounds awful, sorry man.

by p1ers01mmm May 6, 2019

yonky jas

The act of making hot monkey-buttsex.

Yeah, i'm going to yonky jas my horse tonight.

by MCL February 1, 2005

yonks

all though originally meaning "a long time" it has been loosely evolved to also mean "a lot of something" or "many"

I have yonks of work I gotta' catch up on...

Person A: Have you ever had a latte?
Person B: yeah, yonks...

by Marc Bullock (thanks to Cheryl) December 24, 2008

Yonker

Basically, can be used for anything and everything. You can fill it in to places, like if you were to want to swear around your parents, just fill in Yonker where te swear word would be. Another example is a house of residence. You can really use it for anything, try it!

Mom, I've had one yonker of a day.

Did you see Billy's Yonker???? Man that Yonker was HUGE!!!

by YonkerForLife February 27, 2015

Yonkers

City dat think dey can touch Mount Vernon. Let them come here and see da real deal

Yonkers is the gayest city in New York.

by Murda Ville October 1, 2005

yonkers

Until recently, the 4th safest city in the United States. Mayor Amicone has ruined it for all Yonkers Citizens. Vincenza Restiano, candidate for 2008 mayoral race plans to change that. RESTIANO 2008.

Yonkers will be resurected from its tax grave when Vincenza Restiano takes mayoral posistion.

by Eddie G May 16, 2007