Writing

Ooooh it IS hard work that I’m doing here!

Hym “Writing is super-duper hard work. And I’m doing. AND I’m right all the Goddamn time. It’s a good thing working hard pays off and doesn’t lead to (and ONLY to) exploitation. That would suck because then I would be living in squalor while other people are buttering their bread with my hard work. Good thing that’s not the case. And it’s a good thing we don’t have hundreds of thousands of people watching that happen live to see what’s in store for them in Dr. Jeepjorp’s Social-Lysenkoism new world order. Everything is great.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

crezt whitening strip

Crezt Whitening Strip is a hybrib of the dirty sanchez

when you are doin your girl from behind and you proceed to blow your load up her ass, take two fingers in a hook fashion pull some of your man juice out and wipe it across her teeth like a crezt whitening strip hence the definition cezt whitening strip.

by djd1 May 17, 2006

Teeth Whitening

When a girl gives you a blow job, when you cum you make it so that you cover her teeth, making them nice and white

i gave that bitty a nice teeth whitening

by jesusmotherfuckingchristt May 20, 2010

Writing a Tom

To write a name other than your own in the snow with your urination to not be linked to doing such action and to put blame on another. Tom is usually a good common name to use.

I didn't want anyone to know that i pissed on the lawn so i wrote a tom.

It was embarrassing to be caught in the middle of writing a tom, especially by tom.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

Writing Songs

Writing Songs is when you jerk off on top of a naked person and right when you are about to cum you start to hum a tune and you use your dick like a pen and write random scribbles on the stomach of the naked person to match your humming.

No Example for Writing Songs

by ut00b October 14, 2008

Watering The Plants

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.

by James K. Bitch September 29, 2008