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I regret nothing.

Thing the POSTAL Dude says before killing himself.
Dude: *is stuck*
Dude: I regret nothing. *puts grenade in mouth and explodes*
by Michael The Best December 20, 2023
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Regret

Something you might feel after describing a certain someone on Urban Dictionary, and getting caught by everyone in your school.
I mean yeah, I definitely regret that.
by memoranduuuuum December 8, 2019
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Regret

My biggest regret was choosing you over my ex who has the heart and the money! You treated me same way gayness B did and you killed all my emotions. Four years I tried my best but I decided to let go.
Regret was not getting back to you in 2016!
by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019
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Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024
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The Papa's Regret

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.
"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.
by chimneyswift October 20, 2017
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Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
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toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned
“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”
by Wudderparks April 9, 2024
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