wisconsin rapids 

Wisconsin Rapids, literally the only town that is not on the Wisconsin map, if you’ve seen black panther, Wisconsin Rapids is the Wakanda of towns, minus the income of money, Wisconsin Rapids is also very poor, don’t expect a new store to last a year. Do not, I REPEAT DO NOT GO SEARCHING FOR THIS SHITTY TOWN.

Carl: Yo dude you wanna go to rapids with me?
Me: fuck no bro, I rather eat a bowl of shit from someone who has Crabs than to go to Wisconsin Rapids.

wisconsin rapids by MyPseudonymWasTakenSoIDK June 4, 2018

Wisconsin Cow Plow 

After fucking a large, pregnant woman, finish by blowing your man cheese all over her tits. Once this is finished, have her lactate onto your penis and proceed to suck your dick.

-You see that fat chick Joe meet at that party?
-Yeah, the pregnant one.
-I heard he pulled of the Wisconsin Cow Plow!

Wisconsin Cow Plow by ANTPATALE January 29, 2009

Wisconsin Fakey 

right before you make a girl come, pull out and get dressed and go home

I gave Simone a Wisconsin fakey and went home to jerk off

Wisconsin Fakey by baraka2112 May 28, 2007

Wisconsin Brewer 

The act of pouring beer into a fat woman's anus crack, then let it marinate in her anal juices, and slurp out of her ass.

Dude, did you hear about dat nasty Wisconsin Brewer that C Quick pulled on Ann-Marie last night

Wisconsin Brewer by whacknsplash5555 June 6, 2010

Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.

Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.

Wisconsin badger by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008

wisconsin johnson

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.

this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...

wisconsin johnson by ravenflesh June 22, 2008

Wisconsin steamer 

An act performed when one partner eats a massive amount of Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese (making his/her shit very slippery and light-colored) and takes a huge shit on another partner's chest, then rolling it out flat with an empty beer bottle (sort of like rolling out cookie dough).

Did you give her the ol' Cleveland steamer?

No dude, the Wisconsin steamer. I used a beer bottle instead of my ass.

That's how we do it in Madison!

Wisconsin steamer by wetspot September 4, 2006