wildo

A wooden dildo! Often crafted of pine or hickory, therfore creating a pleasant scent!

She doesnt use latex, she uses a wildo!

by pmb002 March 7, 2009

Willo

To completely trump and one-up any story ever told by your friends, family, or complete stranger you just met. You are basically the greatest person alive.

"Oh man those shoes are gay."

"Hell no, my shoes are so much gayer."

"alright you fuckin willo."

by New Paltz April 20, 2009

dirty willow

shit on boobs, then fuck shit out of them (makes it look like a chocolate sundae)

-“you’ve earned this dirty willow.”
-“i’m really craving a dirty willow rn.”
-your dirty willow smells pleasant.”

by yungfuzzy June 4, 2018

Willow

The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world

Willow is a fucking champion

by willow September 27, 2003

womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!

by Corey April 24, 2005

willdy

Any person sporting a shaved head, goatee, with numerous jail house tatoos. Prone to getting pissed off if eye contact is ever made in public places and is usually accompanied by his unleashed mongdog

1. Willdy next door is burning leaves too close to the fence again.
2. Willdy's mongdog tore the bumper off my car.
3. Willdy's gonna kill me.
4. Sounds like Willdy's on the piss again.

by decepti - kun October 5, 2005

willowick ohio

A boring place in Ohio that the only bad thing that happens is a few break ins. Kids skip school and smoke weed 24/7. It’s safe but one of the most boring places in Ohio.

Brad: I’m so bored

Jane: let’s skip school and smoke some weed
Brad: I mean sure there’s nothing better to do in willowick Ohio.

by Janet_bret December 12, 2017