Wifi

That stuff that allows you to get internet at your local McDonalds.

I like wifi

by frigles freckle September 8, 2017

Wifi DJ

when a song is remixed by poor wifi connection

"Dude the wifi dj keeps messing with the drop: "Des..paci ..........to""

by fag 4 life September 25, 2017

wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 8, 2023

wifi phone

A Wi-Fi phone is a device that makes calls over Wi-Fi instead of cellular networks. Some are Wi-Fi-only, while others also have cellular capabilities. They're common from China, where many phones don't support GSM or any major carrier, making them more suited for home use or gaming.

After realizing my Chinese OP phone with 12GB of RAM wasn't compatible with my cellular carrier, I decided to use it as a wifi phone for gaming.

by feldgraun October 24, 2023

WiFi drinking

The act of drinking from someone else's can/bottle without touching the rim with the lips. This usually requires tilting your head back while raising the drink to nose level.

Ben : "Man, my throat is dry as hell! Can I drink from you bottle?"
Glenn : "Eww bro, you know I hate it when I have to drink after someone else."
Ben : "Don't you worry, my man, I'll be drinking on WiFi."
Glenn : "WiFi drinking? What the F are you on about??"

by BillytheFig November 12, 2023

Wifi Gambit

The Online Chess strategy where you abuse your opponent's poor internet connection to easily claim the win. Coined by Levy Rozman aka GothamChess

Oh his wifi's down, WIFI GAMBIT WIFI GAMBIT LETS GOOOO

by MumboJumboFan123 January 14, 2023