white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.

I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.

by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006

Common White Girl

Any girl, generally of any race or ethnicity, who are obsessed with the following:
iPhones/iPads
Fall
Leggings/Nike pants
Bath and Body works candles
Bath and Body Works soap
Target bikinis
Sports bras
The movie Mean Girls (only the first)
Pink
Riding boots

Kanye West
The song "Up Down"
Candy Corn
"I can't even"
Emojis in every text ❤️😂😍9⃣😂🐏🎃
Snapchat
Instagram

Twitter
Customized jackets, purses, boots...
Vera Bradley lanyards
North Face jackets
Lululemon headbands
Nike shorts and tennis shoes
Hipster glasses
Rings
"I can't even."
"YASSSS"

"Did you see Skylar's Snapchat story?"

"I know. Leggings, emojis,bath and body works soap and candles..."

"So common white girl of her!"

by Alpha Alex October 18, 2014

rich white trash

A person can be male or female of any age who is petulant, wasteful, and loose in their morals, and usually a shitty parent who is self centered and can give two shits about their children who are often left with sitters. They typically behave in ways that are not considered appropriate for their social standing, date losers without jobs, and often flaunt their money (their parents money) around openly. Usually born into a wealthy family they have no self earned wealth. They often lead excessive and wasteful lives supported by someone else's wealth other than their own.

"All she talked about at lunch was how much money she spent at Frock Candy, she even brought the receipt to show us, what a piece of rich trash."

"She insists on showing off her new Panaroma that she bought for her unemployed bf, she wonders why everyone thinks she's rich trash, little does she know that car looks like a roach."

Dat girl is rich white trash

by Abita Strawberry June 4, 2014

White van

When an old ice cream man called Pedro pulls up to your house and says to you “come to my van I have candy”.

Look over there

There’s Pedro giving out candy to those kids from his white van
He’s so kind

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

White Fever

When an Asian woman is obsessed with dating/marrying a white man fir status, and thinks that hapa (Asian mixed with non-asian) babies are automatically 'cuter' than 100% Asian babies.

Asian woman to her Asian girlfriend 'ohhh, your new (dorky looking white guy) boyfriend is so handsome! How come all your new boyfriends have been white...do you have white fever??'

by Lisa Evers February 1, 2016

white whale

Something you obsess over to the point that it nearly or completely destroys you. An obsession that becomes your ultimate goal in life; one that your life now completely encircles and defines you.

Captain Ahab was so obsessed with killing Moby Dick (the white whale) that it in turn killed him.

The desire to be thin became her white whale. Through diet pills, starvation, vomiting, and obsessive exercise, she was determined to be skinny.

by Articulate Austinite December 28, 2010

White Ox

The darkest, finest rolling tobacco. Also known as the 'Cream of the Crop', being the first tobacco picked from the Netherlands. Class A Rolling tobacco, clean fresh biodegradable fun, and White Ox rollies won't stay lit and start a bush fire as they go out without puffing on them. Purchaseable in pouches of 30 and 50 grams, ready to give u a rush. White ox costs 10 dollars in prison, however at service stations it can be as expensive as 23 dollars. Undoubtably the premium choice for seasoned smokers, who, reffer to White Ox as Gold.

"Can I have a filter for my White Ox?"
- what are you? a man or a mouse?

"Can I bum a White Ox"
- get your stinkin' mits away from my GOLD!

"Cough cough splutter splutter *coughs up a bit of flem and turburculosis pie*
- sounds like u need a White Ox to open them girly lungs up.

by Robb L. February 4, 2006