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Sea Whistle 

The plastic tampon applicator that is found on a beach after a high tide or a storm surge.
Normally found by children who play in the sand. To save embarrassment or an in-depth conversation with a 3 year old you simply dismiss the buried treasure by non-chalantly saying "Oh honey, you just found a sea whistle!" Then you blow into the top of it to make a sound. You and your children will laugh for hours!!

For added fun you can send the kids on a sea whistle treasure hunt!! gather enough sea whistles
and you can sting them together and make a necklace!
Sea Whistle by Lil' Mermaid October 12, 2006
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meat whistle 

A dick, particulaly referring to a dick being sucked
Get on your knees, bitch, and play my meat whistle

jib whistle 

A pipe of which Crystal Meth is packed into and smoked out of.
Jib being meth, and whistle being the actual pipe. If the Jib Whistle is reefed on too hard it may make a mock-whistle sound.
Jack: Hey Nick, I can hear you playing your jib whistle over there!
Nick: Aw fuck son, you know i'm hooked! Just let me get HIGH!
Bones: You bloody Chappoes!
jib whistle by NRGSTEEZe October 26, 2006

titty whistle 

Similar to a titty twister, but instead of crying "uncle," the twistee must ignore the pain long enough to whistle.
Twistee: "Argh, my tit! Uncle! Uncle!"
Twister: "Whistle! Whistle, you little bastard!"
Bystander: "Now, that's how you give a titty whistle."
titty whistle by billbob12345 December 14, 2010

playing the meat whistle

when a chick puts her lips on the side of your banger and slides her tongue across the side of your shaft while sucking, kinda like playing a harmonica but sucking instead of blowing...
man i'll never forget the way your mom was playing the meat whistle last night, i blew one right in her face!

Golden Whistle

When receiving fellatio, a male urinates into the performing females mouth and all over her face and body if he prefers.
Last night when Kimmy was blowing me I gave her a golden whistle.
Golden Whistle by AJax Mydick September 21, 2010

Wolf whistle 

A mating tactic Neanderthal males use in a vain attempt to gain the attention of a usually uninterested female.
“Some dickhead wolf whistled at me today
Wolf whistle by El-ess16-Lass July 13, 2022