When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

When's the last time you came?

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.

''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010

The When

When someone asked the question "Guess What?" and someone replies "What?" Then the person who asked the question says "You're in the when!"

The affect is like Jinx. However the person who replies with "What?" Can't speak until someone says their full name.

Paul guess what?

What?

You're in the when

Hahaha

by Fairone May 3, 2019

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018

me am the when

me me am me! the when the

"me am the when!"
"what-"
"ME AM THE WHEN👹"

by my name is niko and im gay October 28, 2021

When will the world end?

9/15/12

man A: When will the world end?
Man b: 9/15/12
man a: thats messed up
man b: Y?
man a: thats my friends birthday
man b : that sucks

by RocawearGuy June 30, 2011