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weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.
Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"
by Qeqeneq May 13, 2009
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dill weed

A person who generaly is not smart. This person cannot realize the obvious and is oblivious to reality.
Stop reading this dictionary you stupid dillweed.
by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005
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Shotgun Weed

To shotgun weed is when one person forces marijuana smoke into the mouth of another person. There are three main ways to do this.

1: Most common way; When smoking a joint or a blunt, one person turns it backwards so the lit part is in their mouth (usually between their teeth). Another person puts their mouth on the other end (the end your mouth would usually go on) and sucks while the other person blows into it.

2: Have both people make a tight tunnel with their hands. One person takes a hit of marijuana and blows into one end of the tunnel while the other person sucks on their end of the tunnel.

3: One person takes a hit of marijuana and holds the smoke in their mouth. They press their lips onto another person and open their mouth while the other person sucks the smoke in.
"Hey, do you want me to shotgun you?"

"Does she want to shotgun weed?"
by A. N. E. D. Juggalette March 10, 2007
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Weed Purgatory

<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.
Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.
by Jamon26 August 6, 2008
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Weed

Why Drink And Drive When You Can Chong And Fly?
by CalCom July 20, 2003
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weed

An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!
"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!"

~ Snoop Dogg
by deathtobees October 2, 2004
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Pubic Tumble Weed

Is general caused from neglect and faliure to properly clean either the bathroom floor, bath tub, or sink thus causing the hair to mangel together forming a pubic tumble weed
When I open the door to Eli's bathroom the waft of air generated from the door cause the pubic tumble weeds to dance frantically among the floor.

There where so many pubic tumble weeds in my grandmothers bathroom floor she made a wing from them.
by JDMARINE397 December 13, 2010
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